My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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