its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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