i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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