WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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