How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
