everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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