Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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