if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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