Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
