u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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