this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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