youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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