You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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