But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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