All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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