Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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