she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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