I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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