NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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