D3 body, D1 cock
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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