Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
