3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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