Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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