hotel room ftw
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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