I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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