I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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