i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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