Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm having to shit out rocks
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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