Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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