Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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