it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
