So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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