he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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