I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
