Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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