Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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