you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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