Banned from zoo.
Again?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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