When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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