I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i out mim tonsoeep
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