Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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