The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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