I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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