i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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