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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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(303): View more from Colorado

well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

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did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(773): View more from Illinois

How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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(518): View more from New York

I want a grilled cheese and an IV

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.

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(713): View more from Texas

So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.

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(914): View more from New York

You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.

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