I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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