I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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