I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
