they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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