There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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