I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I believe in your delicious
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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