C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You almost got us killed.
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