Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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