I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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